THE PATRIOT
MICRO CHIP

To be
implanted in foreheads of America's enemies worldwide including
Homeland if necessary, by God fearing, hard working, and freedom loving
Americans.
When properly applied, it will allow the
implantee to speak/commune to Allah instantly.

Comes in
various sizes:

Implantee may or may not get to choose
size.
May contain precious metals

May or may not be painless. Bleeding and
swelling
will occur at injection site.

Enjoy the security we provide for you,
The United States Armed
Services.,_.___